Quotes of the Day
"Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd."
"If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists."
"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
"I bought some batteries, but they weren't included."
"If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion."
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science."
"Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1.5 tons."
"For every person who wants to teach there are approximately thirty people who don't want to learn--much."
"In great affairs men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small things they show themselves as they are."
"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity."
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
"It is better to be quotable than to be honest."